my mother is a retard

Good bye by fabulous life. My mom is making me move to the town of doom. Here is a list of my comparisons of doomsville and allen.

• Allen-5 gazillion friends; doomvile-1
• allen-popular;doomsville-nerdy
• allen-good angelic students;doomsville-dumb bad drugusing losers of students
• allen-cheerleading;doomsville-nothing, nada, zip

That is my list. Which place would you rather live?

-Alley